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Here are the answers to Translate That Christmas Tune:

1. Move Hitherward the Entire Assembly of Those Who Are Loyal in Their Belief

O Come all Ye Faithful

2. Ornament the Enclosure with Large Sprigs of a Berry-Bearing Evergreen

Deck the Halls

3. Vertically-Challenged Adolescent Percussionist

The Little Drummer Boy

4. First Person (Singular) Experiencing an Hallucinatory Phenomenon of a Natal Celebration Devoid of Color

I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas

5. Soundless Nocturnal Timespan

Silent Night

6. Majestic Triplet (First Person Plural)

We Three Kings

7. The Yuletide Occurrence Preceding All Others

The First Noel

8. Precious Metal Musical Devices

Silver Bells

9. Omnipotent Supreme Being Elicits Respite to Ecstatic Distinguished Males

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

10. Caribou Afflicted with Vermilion Olfactory Appendage

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

11. Allow Crystalline Formation to Descend

Let it Snow

12. Jovial Yuletide Desired for the Second Person (Singular or Plural)

We Wish You a Merry Christmas

13. Commence Auditory Reception, the Celestial Messengers Produce Harmonious Sounds

Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

14. Village Expectations of a Yuletide Emissary

Santa Claus is Coming to Town

15. Bipedal Travel Through a Geographic State of Fantasy During the Season of Mother Nature’s Dormancy

Walking in a Winter Wonderland

16. Arrival Occurred at Twelve O’clock During Clement Nocturnal Period

It Came Upon a Midnight Clear

17. Exclamatory Remark Concerning a Diminutive Municipality of Judea

O Little Town of Bethlehem

18. Ecstatic Experience Directed Toward Global Inhabitants

Joy to the World

19. First Person (Plural) Acoustic Awareness of Extra-Terrestrial Messengers at Great Altitude

Angels We Have Heard on High

20. Obese Male Personification Consisting of Aggregate Compaction of Individual Water Crystals, with Appellation of Surface Crystalline Deposition of Water Vapor

Frosty the Snowman

21. Tintinnabulation of Vacillating Pendulums in Metallic Resonant Spheres

Jingle Bells

22. Improvised Infant Furniture in Remote Location

Away in a Manger

23. Imperative Expedition for the Purpose of Proclaiming Upon Specific Alpine Formation

Go Tell it on the Mountain

24. First Person’s Perplexed Contemplations Upon a Period of Aimless Meandering

I Wonder as I Wander

25. Wintertime Festivity Consisting of a Dozen Planetary Sidereal Rotations

The Twelve Days of Christmas

26. My Sole Desire for the Yuletide Season is receipt of a Pair of Central Incisors

All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

27. Are You Detecting the Same Aural Sensations as I Am?

Do You Hear What I Hear?

28. Who’s the Mystery Sibling?

What Child is This?

29. Testimony of Witness to Maternal Parent’s Infidelity with Kris Kringle

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus