I’m not convinced that they’re all real, but if you’re looking for a good laugh (and who isn’t), then check out the list of funny metaphors used in high school essays from Help.com. A few of my favorites:
- “She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli, and he was room temperature Canadian beef.”
- “The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.”
- “Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.”
See the complete list at Help.com.





Ha! Love it!
I’m going to repost this on my blog!
Friday Chuckle: High School Metaphors « The MindOH! Blog // Aug 8, 2008 at 9:07 am
[...] Chuckle: High School Metaphors I got a great laugh out of this post from Teen Literacy Tips. I’m sure I would also be horrified to go back and read my high school writing, but these [...]
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